The Azores: A Volcanic Playground of Pineapples, Hot Springs, and Adrenaline

If you’ve ever dreamed of an island paradise where pineapples grow in greenhouses, waterfalls double as waterslides, and hot springs are basically nature’s hot tubs, then pack your bags for the Azores. This archipelago in the middle of the Atlantic is like if Hawaii and Iceland had a baby, and that baby was raised by a Portuguese grandmother who insists you eat more seafood.

Here’s the lowdown on the top 10 things to do and see in the Azores, served with a side of wit and a sprinkle of wanderlust.

1. Pineapple Plantations: Because Who Knew?

Let’s start with something unexpected: pineapples. Yes, pineapples. At Plantação Ananases A Arruda near Ponta Delgada, you’ll learn how these tropical fruits are grown in greenhouses (because, you know, volcanic islands aren’t exactly the tropics). Take a guided tour, marvel at the 19th-century techniques, and sample the sweetest, tangiest pineapple you’ve ever tasted. Spoiler: it’s like a party in your mouth, and everyone’s invited.

2. Get Your Hands Dirty at Cerâmica Vieira

Feeling artsy? Head to Cerâmica Vieira in Lagoa, a family-owned pottery workshop that’s been crafting Azorean ceramics since 1862. Watch artisans hand-paint intricate designs, and then channel your inner Patrick Swayze in Ghost and try your hand at pottery. Whether you make a masterpiece or a lopsided mug, it’s a fun way to connect with the island’s creative spirit. Plus, you’ll leave with a unique souvenir that screams, “I did this, and it’s vaguely functional!”

3. Canyoning in Ribeira dos Caldeirões: Waterfalls Are Nature’s Water Parks

Ready to unleash your inner adrenaline junkie? Join Picos de Aventura for a canyoning adventure at Ribeira dos Caldeirões. You’ll rappel down waterfalls, slide through natural rock chutes, and jump into crystal-clear pools. It’s like a theme park, but with fewer lines and more stunning scenery. Don’t worry if you’re a newbie—Paulo’s got your back (and a wetsuit). Pro tip: pack a sense of adventure and a waterproof camera.

4. Hike at Lagoa do Fogo: A Lake That’s Literally Fire

No, it’s not on fire, but Lagoa do Fogo (Fire Lake) is a jaw-dropping volcanic crater lake that’s over a million years old. Hike the trails, soak in the panoramic views, and snap a pic for the ’Gram. Just be prepared for the weather to pull a fast one—this is the Azores, after all, where “sunny” and “misty” are often the same thing.

5. Head to the Hot Springs: Nature’s Spa Day

After all that hiking and waterfall-jumping, your muscles will thank you for a soak in the Poça da Dona Beija hot springs. These thermal pools, heated by volcanic activity, are the perfect place to unwind. Think Japanese onsen vibes, but with a side of Azorean charm. Bonus: the minerals in the water will leave your skin feeling silky smooth. You’re welcome.

6. Whale Watching: Because Dolphins Are the Best Tour Guides

The Azores are one of the best places in the world for whale watching, and Miguel (your guide, not the whale) will help you spot sperm whales, orcas, and playful dolphins. It’s like a live episode of Planet Earth, but with more squealing and fewer David Attenborough voiceovers. Pro tip: bring a windbreaker—it gets breezy out there.

7. Kayaking in Sete Cidades: Paddle Between Two Worlds

Grab a kayak and glide across the iconic twin lakes of Sete Cidades. One’s blue, one’s green, and both are surrounded by lush volcanic landscapes. It’s peaceful, picturesque, and the perfect way to work off that second helping of Azorean cheese.

8. Gorreana Tea Plantation: Sip Like a Brit in Paradise

Did you know the Azores are home to Europe’s oldest tea plantation? At Gorreana, you’ll stroll through rolling fields of tea, learn about the production process, and sip on fresh green and black teas. It’s a caffeine lover’s dream, and the views aren’t bad either.

9. ATV Adventures: Off-Roading with a View

For those who prefer their adventures on four wheels, hop on an ATV and explore São Miguel’s rugged terrain. You’ll zip through forests, along coastal cliffs, and past scenic lakes. It’s like Mad Max, but with more greenery and fewer apocalyptic vibes.

10. Sunset at Mosteiros: Volcanic Vibes

End your day with a sunset at Mosteiros, a volcanic beach where the black sand and dramatic rock formations make for the perfect backdrop. Bring a blanket, a bottle of local wine, and someone to share the moment with (or just enjoy your own company—you do you).

BONUS: Eat All the Things

The Azores are a foodie’s paradise. From cozido das Furnas (a stew cooked in volcanic soil) to fresh seafood and artisan pizzas, your taste buds are in for a treat. Don’t miss Tukátulá for beachside dining or A Terra for a farm-to-table feast. And yes, you should absolutely try the cheese.

Final Thoughts

The Azores are a magical blend of adventure, relaxation, and quirky charm. Whether you’re rappelling down waterfalls, sipping tea in a volcanic crater, or just soaking in a hot spring, you’ll leave with a full heart (and probably a full camera roll). So what are you waiting for? The Azores are calling, and trust me, you want to answer.

Now go forth and explore—preferably with a pineapple in one hand and a pastel de nata in the other.

Michael (and Matt)
P.S. If you’ve been to the Azores, tell us your favorite spot in the comments. If you haven’t, what are you waiting for? Book that flight!